What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?